Char-cu-tu-rie - A Fancy Term for cheese, crackers and shit.
Welcome to our stunning laser engraved Acacia Wood and Resin Charcuterie Board, a true masterpiece that combines the beauty of natural wood with the captivating allure of resin engraved with a hilarious definition of Charcuterie. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this exquisite board is perfect for serving your favorite cheeses, cured meats, fruits, and artisanal snacks in style.
The board's is crafted from high-quality, durable acacia wood, known for its rich color variations, unique grain patterns, and exceptional strength. The natural warmth and elegance of the wood bring a touch of rustic charm to any table setting, making it a versatile choice for both casual gatherings, formal occasions and gift giving.
With generous dimensions, this charcuterie board offers ample space for an array of delectable treats. Whether you're arranging an assortment of cheeses, cured meats, nuts, or dried fruits, this board provides a spacious and organized display, allowing you to create a mouthwatering spread that is both visually appealing and indulgent.
Designed for functionality as well as aesthetics, this board features a smooth, flat surface for easy serving and cutting. The natural oils present in acacia wood also provide natural antimicrobial properties, ensuring hygienic food presentation.
To maintain the board's beauty and longevity, we recommend hand washing with mild soap and water and allowing it to air dry. Avoid using harsh detergents or submerging the board in water for prolonged periods. Regular application of food-grade mineral oil or butcher block oil will help preserve the wood's luster and protect it from drying out.
Additional Information:
Acacia and Resin Charcuterie Board, Funny Laser Engraved, Definition Cheese Board
Size: 12 x 10 x .5”
Engraving is as follows:
Char-cu-tu-rie - A Fancy Term for cheese, crackers and shit
Shipping from United States
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3-5 business days
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Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
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